Going out to local establishments is a favorite of mine.  Probably why I started a blog devoted to writing up my thoughts about my visits.  But, every now and then a business walks into your home.  Sometimes those are not fantastic experiences.  Sometimes they are.  I am about to tell you about a really bad experience and a really good experience.

The Problem

The wife and I came home from a recent weekend getaway and immediately thought something was different the moment we walked thru the door of our home.  Looking around, the room wasn’t any different.  Nothing was out of place.  It wasn’t that the home had appeared to have been entered while we were gone.  We didn’t hear anything in the house that left us confused.  We weren’t seeing something that left us scratching our heads.  It was what we smelled.  Something didn’t smell right.  The air smelled dank.  Damp.  Musty.  We began looking around and everything appeared to be fine.  We looked at each other scratching our heads.  THEN, we decided to go take a look in the basement.

The moment that I thought of the basement, a big “OH NO” thundered thru the fibers of my being.  You know that moment when you’re filled with dread?  The worst possible scenario?  Yup, I was living in it and I hadn’t even rounded the corner of the stairwell.

My wife beat me to it.  The gasp as she walked down the stairs and turned the corner told me that I needed to make a run for it.  I fought my inner selfishness and decided that I would summon up the courage to take charge of the situation.  Besides, if I take charge, then that meant I could delegate the clean up to my wife, correct?  Wrong.

The site that greeted me as I timidly followed in her footsteps was astonishing.  Our (thankfully) unfinished basement easily had a couple of inches of water standing across the entire slab of concrete.  Pulling my shoes and socks off and rolling my pants up, the only logical thing to do was to jump down into it and splash around for a few minutes!  Just kidding, I definitely didn’t do that.

The Scratching Our Heads Period

So, we scratched our heads…what’s wrong with that?!  I’m not a DIY-er.  I’m not a Mr. Fix-It.  I don’t know the difference between a wrench and pliers, a hammer and a screw driver, a stiff drink and a wine cooler…  Okay, I’m wrong there.  I definitely know the difference between those two, because I know that in a situation like this, the first solution is a stiff drink!  “Vodka straight, please?”  Wife didn’t want to play bartender, so looks like I am off to pour.

I don’t know what happened downstairs, but I know “turn around don’t drown.”  So I hightailed it up to the safety of drowning myself in Smirnoff, one responsible glass at a time.  Only, a mason jar is generally not considered an appropriate shot glass size.  So what, right?

Look, I don’t have to be Jacques Cousteau to know that this was one sea bed that I was going to get to the bottom of.  So, I picked up the trusty old water-proof phone and started doing my research.

The Solution

To dampen the story a bit (see what I did there), I made a call to our insurance company, and to our local Roto-Rooter.  When all was said and done, we had a water line that ran thru the concrete floor that busted.  By all accounts, there was nothing that should have caused it to do that, but it did.  We hired Roto-Rooter to repair the slab leak in our basement.  The guys at Roto-Rooter did an absolutely fantastic job and were very knowledgable about what had happened and how to fix it.  I know that (heaven forbid) I ever have to hire a local plumber again, it will be guys at Roto-Rooter!

One of the things that we commonly find ourselves doing is leaving business reviews on Google.  We’ve had several friends and family members recently along with a handful of folks who have corresponded with us thru this site who have asked how to leave a review for a business on Google.  Instead of us attempting to give a lengthy written out explanation, we figured that we might as well just leave this video here.  If you were wondering how to leave a Business review for businesses listed on Google’s Google Map Listings, this is how you do it!

I absolutely love bread. I could not imagine my life without it. I don’t think I would ever last on a diet that denied me bread! Any restaurant that has warm, fresh, mouth-watering, delicious bread has my attention. One of those restaurants is Lambert’s Cafe with their signature Throwed Rolls! Yes folks, if you want amazing rolls, you’d better be a good catch or else have someone with you who is! The Throwed Rolls are definitely the main attraction at Lambert’s Cafe, which is located at 1800 W State Highway J in beautiful Ozark, Missouri. If you are in the area, you have to try it at least once!

First off, make sure you go hungry! Don’t even eat breakfast. You might not be hungry for dinner later either. If you arrive at peak times, expect to have a long wait time at this popular and iconic restaurant. There is an antique shop and several other shops you can peruse behind Lambert’s while you wait. Another important tip is this is a cash or check only establishment, but they do have an ATM available. These minor drawbacks are well worth it to experience the fun atmosphere, friendly staff, and great homestyle cooking served in large portions!

Once you’re seated, you’ll find a range of classic American entrees. Some of these are country fried chicken, roast beef, meatloaf, chicken wings, burgers, and fresh catfish just to name a few. I decided to try the country fried chicken and it was great! The drinks come in huge plastic mugs, so you might not even need a refill. Once your entree arrives, you’ll get to experience the Throwed Rolls and the Pass-Arounds. I told you that I love bread, and these rolls completely fulfilled my expectations! They are fresh, warm, soft, and buttery, plus very fun to catch! This was the first time in my life I could say I caught my own food! There is also molasses offered with the rolls, which I highly recommend trying. The Pass-Arounds are a tasty selection of sides, some of which are fried okra, black eyed peas, fried potatoes, mac and tomatoes, and more! The fried okra is absolutely amazing! I would go back for the fried okra and rolls alone. If you can make it through the generous entree portions, you are welcome to seconds as well. I couldn’t do it, the rolls were just too good!

I have seen some people complain that there are not any healthy options at this restaurant, and I would tend to agree. Homestyle, southern cooking has never been praised as health food. But, there is something to be said in enjoying a heaping portion of comfort food in an exciting atmosphere every now and again. Wait for your cheat day and you’ll be a happy camper.

So, if you aren’t dieting, love comfort food, enjoy a great atmosphere, enjoy excellent staff, large portions, and warm rolls, you’ll be very satisfied you stopped to partake in the Lambert’s Cafe experience!

It’s difficult to define an Andy’s concrete without using the words, “Amazing”, “Stellar”, “Mind-Blowing”, and my personal definition “ADDICTIVE”!  Andy’s has been around Springfield for as long as I’ve lived here and they just continue to get better!  My all-time favorite, automatic mood changer, and go-to concrete is the Pretzel Caramel Crunch.  It has it all.  It has the sweet creamy custard, the salty crunchy pretzels (if you are able to eat it quickly!  Which is difficult because you want to slowly savor it ALL!), and then the sweet salty creamy caramel hits you.  It’s incredible.

Their seasonal menu and specials are always a lovely thing to behold.  Their Pumpkin concrete comes out every September and after having one, you will first thank me and secondly know what I mean when I say it just isn’t fall until you have one!  They use fresh, seasonal ingredients like blackberries, peaches, apples, Girl Scout Cookies (they taste good enough to be called fresh!), and other mouth-watering toppings will keep you coming back again and again in a sane but frenzied search for your favorite flavor.

I have been to all their locations across Springfield and a few others across Missouri and in Tulsa.  The first experience I ever had at Andy’s was on an overly warm summer night and it was packed!  I thought we would be there till the next ice age since there were only 3 visible workers taking and making the orders.  Even though we were in the back of a crowd, the line moved very quickly and we had our first of many concretes.  They has never been a time at any of their locations that I have been disappointed by their service, freshness, or flavor.  Some of their restaurants have a retro feel to it while some of their others blend a retro and modern look.  Any way you slice it, they have consistently been clean, courteous, and always a place we look forward to taking new people to.

There are other things on the menu I have bought less frequently due to my enduring addiction to their concretes.  They have a line of drinks from Milwaukee called ‘Sprecher’.  They have Root Beer, Cream Soda, Orange Dream, and Ginger Ale.  The Root Beer is among the best I have ever sampled.  It puts the big name brands like A&W to shame.  The best of the lot is their Ginger Ale.  My grandma told me years ago to drink some whenever I had an upset stomach or case of the nerves.  This brand will make you want to get sick so you have another excuse to buy some.  Very high quality sodas at a high quality store.  Win-win!  Some other items they have on menu are their banana splits and sundaes.  Just picture all of the fresh ingredients I mentioned above laid out on a large cup of their frozen custard.  It really is a life altering experience to eat here.

Last thing I want to mention and perhaps warn about are the sizes.  They are usually plenty big enough to share depending on your degree of addiction.  I don’t generally share my concrete willingly, but I acquiesce to my lovely wife who threatens me bodily harm if I don’t hook her up with some!